It Takes Two To…………

When a dog does its stuff and the owner picks it up in plastic bag, the idea is that it gets placed in one of the plentiful ‘dog poo’ bins on the old golf course.

Does it always happen in our park? Nah! At least one owner on a fairly regular basis ‘hides’ the stuff behind one of the concrete golf markers next to the fitness equipment – less than 10 feet away from a dog bin……..

The stage is then set for an enquiring mind, you know, the sort that give pond life a bad reputation. It must seem clever to the take the second hand dog poo, take it our of the plastic bag and smear it all over the sit up benches on the fitness equipment – twice!

We are suitably impressed. Honest.